one time my religion teacher who has a monobrow asked me “what the hell did you do to your hair?” because i had a blonde streak through it and i said “what the hell did you do to your eyebrow” and he sent me outside
when i came back in he asked everyone what monotheism was and i said it meant a religion that worshiped one god because mono means one as in monobrow and he sent me out again
i didn’t realize how badly i needed an infinite loop of nicki minaj and ellen degeneres saying different words for booty until suddenly i had it.
Why does this end?
This the kind of White boy I like.
Everything was going so well until the second song
Rocky & baby. So chubby!! ❤️
33,363 notes, well done society
57,307 funny….. You guys are all beautiful
68,507 is too big :(
74,403 think completely wrong about their selves
92, 082 no guys stop :(
125.387 People reblogged this, but i can’t even find one ugly person
296, 615 beautiful faces, bodies, minds and souls that have been tragically currupted by society’s definition of ‘beauty’.
561 thousand. Fuck
I think you’re all beautiful. Maybe you don’t see it but that doesn’t mean it’s not true.
575 thousand, what a scary thought.. Quite saddening to be honest with you
I AM ugly
Dads and Tumblr
I reblogged strictly for the very last one